if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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