God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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