why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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