I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Randomize
