I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We just shotgunned beers for America
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I would fuck him just for his dog
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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