Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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