yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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