You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
