We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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