that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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