Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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