yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I will pee on everything he values.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I still have a little drunk in my system
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize