Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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