i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize
