Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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