Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
