it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
my shit smells like andre
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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