Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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