New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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