And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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