im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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