This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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