Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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