I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
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