Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I showed him my bush... on skype.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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