Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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