I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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