Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i think i have herpe
just one?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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