just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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