I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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