omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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