): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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