brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
3 2 1 whiskey
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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