butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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