how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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