But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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