It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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