I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
This is the high leading the old right now
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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