Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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