If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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