their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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