No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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