fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
So vagazzling was a success
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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