Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Randomize
