Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I think a kid would responsible me up
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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