I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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