If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Randomize
