Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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