i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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