So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm always down for nudity.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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