No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
You are the jesus of drinking
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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