So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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