I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
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