I'm jealous of your bromance
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I think I sprained my soul last night
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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