one might say we're banned from that church
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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