guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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